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Previews: They get longer and longer until. . . there is no movie.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Canadian film production

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

The Philip Marlow family

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Sale.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

100 best beheadings

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"He's an indoor cat."