Trailer Park Enthusiast T-Shirts

Trailer Trash.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'...Please stop the...'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Water Slide

Summer Outing Planning

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Lowbrow Lolita

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Roller-coaster

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Orange House of Horrors