Trailer Enthusiast T-Shirts

I've seen an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes. What on earth are you talking about, little buddy? I watched more than 80 movies last night on Hulu, for free. Are you talking about trailers? When it shows the beginning, middle and end, it's a movie.

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

The Philip Marlow family

Turtle Trailer Court

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

SupermarketAwful Market.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Hannibal "I turned down the part of one of his meals."

Janet Leigh

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Heeeere's your contractor. Sorry I'm three weeks late, but better late than never, I always say."

Lowbrow Lolita

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'