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Now showing. Cinema. It's a movie about a private eye who follows stolen mobile homes --- I saw the trailer trailer trailer.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

hard-boiled egg...

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Cut!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's an Imax cave?

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Werewolves of London..."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Reese Witherspoon

Giant slug attacks a city

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Movies vs. Films

"Which part are you reading for?"

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Starvation Watching

Blockbuster Billion Club

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."