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"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

hard-boiled egg...

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Hollywood producer.