Retail Fanatic T-Shirts

"I'm thinking of becoming a personal shopper." "What's that?" "It's where you buy things for people who are too busy to go shopping themselves." "I mean, I love to shop. I love it more than almost anything." "They say if you love your work, you never 'work' a day in your life." "To each his own, I guess." "I love everything about shopping. From the seductive 'OPEN' sign, to the supple checkout lines."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Sale.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I got it in the sales."

'Our giant sale now on!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

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A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.