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'I only made it to five sales before my arches broke down.'

"I got it in the sales."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

The Salesman

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Sales

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"How are my sales doing?"

Whatever works for you.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'Well, it seems that Greystoke from sales has canvassed for a new customer!'

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."