Sales Fanatic Mugs

'I only made it to five sales before my arches broke down.'

"I got it in the sales."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Seeing progression motivates.

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Sales

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

Whatever works for you.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart