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'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Evolution.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

In - Out - Pending.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"I got it in the sales."

I've refiled all your letters under L.

In one ear/Out the other.

Don't forget to read the small print.

The Eternal Question

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'Pictures of your family?'

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