Client Fanatic Gifts

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Evolution.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

"I got it in the sales."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Pokemon Get Lost

In one ear/Out the other.

Don't forget to read the small print.

"I'm a soul trader."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

The Eternal Question

'Pictures of your family?'