Retail Reality Fan T-Shirts

Complaints: 'And another thing...!'

"If you want all our money in a plastic bag then I have tocharge you for the bag. Do you wish to pay cash or with card?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Sale.

Police film evidence

A couple decides what to watch.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

SupermarketAwful Market.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

As Seen On TV

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

The Mom quiz show

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"