Teaser Trailer Fanatic T-Shirts

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Southwark Fair.

hard-boiled egg...

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Werewolves of London..."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Reese Witherspoon

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

What's an Imax cave?

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."