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"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

hard-boiled egg...

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Southwark Fair.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Werewolves of London..."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."