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"Sure, it looks clean, but believe me, right out of camera view it's a mess!"

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

Hannibal meets his match.

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

hard-boiled egg...

"Don't freak out. It's just raw intel."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

The Philip Marlow family

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'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Milkin' Impossible

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Born of the Dead

Young Stephen King

Rodeos

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Murderous Chef

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'Can you keep a secret?'