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"Sure, it looks clean, but believe me, right out of camera view it's a mess!"

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

Hannibal meets his match.

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

"What do you want to watch? 'Fatal Attraction or 'Misery'?"

hard-boiled egg...

"Don't freak out. It's just raw intel."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

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Milkin' Impossible

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

Stephen King

Born of the Dead

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Rodeos

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Janet Leigh