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'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

"That's for me to know and for you to beat out of me."

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Motive Meets Opportunity: Dangerous Liaisons.

The Watchman

'Can you keep a secret?'

Poison letter sent to Obama.

Murderous Chef

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

"I bet it costs an arm and a leg to eat in there..."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

The DaVinci Code

Transylvanian backpackers.

hard-boiled egg...

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Silence of the Chickens...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

The Philip Marlow family

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."