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"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."

Throw you away

"A voice is telling me to move."

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

hard-boiled egg...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Philip Marlow family

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Milkin' Impossible

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Newton's Law and Order.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

Rodeos

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."