Thriller Aficionados Pillows

"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."

A Difficult Author

Throw you away

"A voice is telling me to move."

Just as sinister, creepy and full of dark secrets as the towns on those TV shows, but without all the 'Look at us, look at us, Aren't we special?' Nonsense.

hard-boiled egg...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Philip Marlow family

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Milkin' Impossible

"Don't go in there!!"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Newton's Law and Order.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Stephen King

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

Rodeos

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.