Thrills Aficionado Pillows

'How long has it been since you've had a tetanus shot?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

hard-boiled egg...

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

On the brink.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

The Philip Marlow family

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Halloween Selfie

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Isn't this fun?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Monster Baseball

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Oedipus

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'