Thrills Aficionado Pillows

'How long has it been since you've had a tetanus shot?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

hard-boiled egg...

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

On the brink.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Horror Stories.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

The Philip Marlow family

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Halloween Selfie

Monster Baseball

Oedipus

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'