Trailer Enthusiast Gifts

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Our giant sale now on!'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

Lowbrow Lolita

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'