Trailer Park Tourist T-Shirts

'Dang it Bo! IF you're gonna leave the trailer, I wish you'd wear more than a pair of dirty boxers!'

Turtle Trailer Court

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Lowbrow Lolita

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Mobile Holmes.

Redneck Flowerpot

"My mother wants you to make a restroom stop."

I've seen an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes. What on earth are you talking about, little buddy? I watched more than 80 movies last night on Hulu, for free. Are you talking about trailers? When it shows the beginning, middle and end, it's a movie.

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

Summer Globe

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."

Business Temples

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

'You mean this isn't a medieval themed restaurant?'

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

By the time all these previews are over, the sequel will be out.

Monster in Bath

'Wife's mother going with you on this trip, Ed?'

"It's a small world after all"

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.