Trailer Park Tourist T-Shirts

'Dang it Bo! IF you're gonna leave the trailer, I wish you'd wear more than a pair of dirty boxers!'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Lowbrow Lolita

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

Summer Globe

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."

Business Temples

'Gack! Good lord! This is fresh water taffy!'

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

Monster in Bath

'Wife's mother going with you on this trip, Ed?'

"It's a small world after all"

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

"Bob's going to be sorely missed by us all father. He was well respected in the caravanning community."

Miniature Railway: Closed for Miniature Engineering Works.