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"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

End the Winter Blues

Lowbrow Lolita

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Line for a funnel cake stand.

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'Green technology?'

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

Guess your sperm count

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

'Coffee, doughnuts, cigarettes'

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

'Wide Load' enjoying a meal . .

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

Two hungry truckers approach a roadside cafe in a truck.

Previews: They get longer and longer until. . . there is no movie.

'I've just been sold nine life insurance policies.'

'Dang it Bo! IF you're gonna leave the trailer, I wish you'd wear more than a pair of dirty boxers!'

"Honey, I'd invite you inside for a party...but you don't look healthy enough for Trailer Park Sex."

Trailer Trash.