Trailer Park Enthusiast Pillows

Trailer Trash.

Turtle Trailer Court

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Log Ride

'...Please stop the...'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Water Slide

Summer Outing Planning

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Lowbrow Lolita

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

Funnel of Love. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-03-10)

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Roller-coaster

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."