Trailer Park Culture Fan Pillows

"Honey, I'd invite you inside for a party...but you don't look healthy enough for Trailer Park Sex."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Tunnel of TV

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

American Gothic Selfie

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

Melting Issues Venn Diagram

Hip hop Santa.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"