Trailer Park Culture Fan Pillows

"Honey, I'd invite you inside for a party...but you don't look healthy enough for Trailer Park Sex."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Dawing your Cellphone

Early Colour TV

Reese Witherspoon

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Turtle Trailer Court

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Batman O' War

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

Tunnel of TV

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

American Gothic Selfie

'I have to watch Saturday Night Live, Dad -- it's for my current events homework.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Amanda Seyfried

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Melting Issues Venn Diagram

Lowbrow Lolita