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'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Bond James, Bond."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Bloody hell!"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Rap music

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Beer Stall

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Canadian film production