The Reel Expert Pillows

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'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Only caught one, eh."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Holy Mackerel!"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

The Specimen Hunter

'How was your luck, dear?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

I brake for worms

'Give that back!'

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."