Master Of Rods And Reels Pillows

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

A Bloody Butcher

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Only caught one, eh."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fishing Contest

Musician's Fishing Trip

The Specimen Hunter

Worm Ate The Fish.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fishing Music

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Two men trout fishing

I brake for worms

'Give that back!'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."