Rod And Reel Master Pillows

The Salmon Fisherman

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

A Bloody Butcher

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Dentist Training School.

"FISH ON"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

The Specimen Hunter

Worm Ate The Fish.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Two men trout fishing

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

I brake for worms

'Give that back!'

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

"Don't worry lad, we're all nervous at first."

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."