Rod And Reel Master Gifts

The Salmon Fisherman

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

A Bloody Butcher

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Dentist Training School.

"Only caught one, eh."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

"FISH ON"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Worm Ate The Fish.

The Specimen Hunter

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

I brake for worms

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'Give that back!'

Two men trout fishing

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Boss, come here quick!'