Reel Master Gifts

'Yah, sure. You betcha. Go ahead and get the big net.'

Fishing - with flies

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

'You're in luck,this is the last jumbo spool of fishing line we got.'

"I see the fish are biting today..."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Man vs. Nature

'I think I've got a bite!'

'For a minute there, I didn't think I had a handle for your reel.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

The Specimen Hunter

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

A Bloody Butcher

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

The Salmon Fisherman

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"