Reel Maestro Gifts

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Mozart on a computer,

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

The Salmon Fisherman

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"We can't agree on a size."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

These remarks are completely off the record

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"It's garage music."

The Specimen Hunter

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

Director's Day Off

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Every dishonest Politicians' worst nightmare Advisor: 'RUN, SIR, RUN!! IT'S A MEDIA-RITE!'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.