Reel Maestro Gifts

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You lifted your head.'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Mozart on a computer,

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

The Salmon Fisherman

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"We can't agree on a size."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"It's garage music."

The Specimen Hunter

These remarks are completely off the record

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

Director's Day Off

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Every dishonest Politicians' worst nightmare Advisor: 'RUN, SIR, RUN!! IT'S A MEDIA-RITE!'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.