Rod Maestro Gifts

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Bloody Butcher

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Violin Practise

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

The Salmon Fisherman

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Computer Music

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Chicken

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Musical Prodigy

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Fishing Music

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"I think you have to leave it in for ten minutes per pound."

Roberto Mancini

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."