Jet-setter Maestro Gifts

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Bad times to sneeze

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Spinning Plates!

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'I hate rainy days!'

The Violin Artist

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

Orchestra

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

Riccardo Muti

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Hairdressing for Bald People

It's a model.

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"It doesn't look too promising."

Knitting techniques

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

'Let's give him a good scare by all playing dead.'

Giuseppe Verdi

Piano Four Extremities.