Jet-setter Maestro Gifts

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Bad times to sneeze

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Lawrence of Suburbia

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Spinning Plates!

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

The Violin Artist

'I hate rainy days!'

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

Orchestra

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

Riccardo Muti

Hairdressing for Bald People

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

It's a model.

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

Knitting techniques

"It doesn't look too promising."

'Let's give him a good scare by all playing dead.'

Piano Four Extremities.