Jumper Maestro Gifts

Knitting techniques

Fighting Covid

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Giraffe Portrait

Violin Practise

"Home school marching band"

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Nest building

"It's garage music."

Musical Prodigy

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

We are on the move. . .

A bulge of bodybuilders

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

"Could you keep still?"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

Hairdressing for Bald People

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Ballet Beggar.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.