Tee-off Maestro Gifts

golf

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Home school marching band"

"Speed reader...?"

"Hello?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Business Vacation.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

One Thing / Another

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Shake'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'