Reel Artist Gifts

'You lifted your head.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Local Knowledge

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Holy Mackerel!"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

The sword is mightier than the pen.

The Specimen Hunter

Toilet Art.

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Bloody Graffiti."

Just Stop Oil Painting

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.