Reel Artist Gifts

'You lifted your head.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Local Knowledge

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Holy Mackerel!"

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'If you do not stop smudging, I'm getting a new cartoonist.'

Just Stop Oil Painting

Toilet Art.

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

The Specimen Hunter

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"Bloody Graffiti."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.