Master Of Rods And Reels Gifts

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

A Bloody Butcher

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"Only caught one, eh."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

The Salmon Fisherman

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fishing Contest

Musician's Fishing Trip

Worm Ate The Fish.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

The Specimen Hunter

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Fishing Music

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Give that back!'

Two men trout fishing

I brake for worms

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

"Careful, you nearly took my eye out with that thing"

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."