Riddle Master Gifts

Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?

Sphinx Comes Alive

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

How Much Wood could a Woodchuck Chuch?

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Historical memory is on life support.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Oedipus

I love being right.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

M16 Code-breakers office

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'