Riddle Lovers Gifts

Do you mean me personally? Or how much wood we could chuck on average?

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"

M16 Code-breakers office

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"We're here, Harry."

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

'Emotional blackmail.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'