Recycling Riddle Lover Gifts

The Environmentalist

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

M16 Code-breakers office

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"Who's next?"

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Math Equation Speed Limit

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

'Dang.'

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

'Just a darn minute -- yesterday you said that X equals TWO!'

"Papi, I made up a riddle!"

'Please sir - all of them!'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Interactive Trashcan.

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

At last, positive proof the chicken came before the egg.

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

"What do you want first, the good news or the bad news about the good news?"

PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'