Lover Of Riddles Gifts

'Just answer the question!'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Sphinx Comes Alive

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Crow and fox

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

M16 Code-breakers office

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Golf escape.

'How was your luck, dear?'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"Who's next?"

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Dang.'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!