Lover Of Riddles Mugs

'Just answer the question!'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Crow and fox

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

M16 Code-breakers office

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Golf escape.

'How was your luck, dear?'

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"Who's next?"

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

Math Equation Speed Limit

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

'Dang.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"