Riddle Enthusiast Mugs

"Who's next?"

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'

'Do you know what you call a cat that swallowed a duck?'

"Riddle me this, Oedipus. . ."

"Mum, guess what has four legs and can fly... ...two birds?"

"Don't worry. I've been on a problem solving course."

Guru, Inc: VP parables, VP Allegories, VP Enigmas, VP Riddles.

BW Version: Sphinx Comes Alive

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'What has one horn and gives milk?'

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

"Gracie, I have a good riddle for you!"

"It's a warning from the Surgeon General about crossing the road."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Here's one for you, Bender. Without touching your head, how many bones are there in a numbskull?"

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"