Lovers Of Riddles Mugs

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Sphinx Comes Alive

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Crow and fox

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

M16 Code-breakers office

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

You're Out Of Order

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Watch Your Step

'How was your luck, dear?'

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"Who's next?"

'Need anything today?'

Lost to antiquity.