Riddle Enthusiast Gifts

"Who's next?"

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'

'Do you know what you call a cat that swallowed a duck?'

"Riddle me this, Oedipus. . ."

"Mum, guess what has four legs and can fly... ...two birds?"

"Don't worry. I've been on a problem solving course."

Guru, Inc: VP parables, VP Allegories, VP Enigmas, VP Riddles.

BW Version: Sphinx Comes Alive

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'What has one horn and gives milk?'

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

"Gracie, I have a good riddle for you!"

"It's a warning from the Surgeon General about crossing the road."

Why do those riddles always start with "If a tree falls in the forest ..."?

Old West Gunslinger Humor. What do you get when you cross an owl with a pirate's parrot? A bird that hoots from the ship!

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Here's one for you, Bender. Without touching your head, how many bones are there in a numbskull?"

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!