Riddle Fan Gifts

'Please sir - all of them!'

"What do you want first, the good news or the bad news about the good news?"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Bright idea

He looks so natural lying there...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

M16 Code-breakers office

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'I found another pothole.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

'He's been shot!'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The first Da Vinci Code. Dude, where there's a sock on the doorknob, it means I've got a model in here!