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'Please sir - all of them!'

"What do you want first, the good news or the bad news about the good news?"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Bright idea

He looks so natural lying there...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

M16 Code-breakers office

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'I found another pothole.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.