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'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Meet The Author"

Eldrow

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Günter Grass

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Thatched roof car.

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

M16 Code-breakers office

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

One book... One book... One book...

'All right already! I get it! The baby needs a diaper change and it's my turn!! Yeesh!'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'