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Crossword Cow.

"Who did the damn crossword?"

'Four across is 'Carpathian'...'

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What's a twelve-letter phrase for "song stuck in your head"? "Melody malady"!

We leave grandpa alone until he finishes his cussword puzzle.

Hey, Ernie, what's a nine-letter word describing somebody who discounts their blessings? Thankrupt.

'One down, six letters, a drink of roasted beans No I give up - more coffee'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

Giant Crossword out of Window.

"Four letters...starting with 'D' and ending with 'D'?"

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

Giant Crossword Book.

Eldrow

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"It's a puzzle to me"

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'