Crossword Aficionado Gifts

Crossword Cow.

"Who did the damn crossword?"

'Four across is 'Carpathian'...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'One down, six letters, a drink of roasted beans No I give up - more coffee'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

Giant Crossword out of Window.

"Four letters...starting with 'D' and ending with 'D'?"

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

Giant Crossword Book.

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Tenants Wanted: "We're in luck, boys!"

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Please join us.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

Quick Crossword.