Crossword Fanatic Gifts

"It's a puzzle to me"

Man is about to jump from tall building, but colleague asks him to help with crossword queue first: 'Hang on, before you go ... seven letters ...'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Broad Minded

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Quick Crossword.

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

"Sod U OK!?"

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

Bath Tiles.

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"