Crossword Fanatic Gifts

"It's a puzzle to me"

Man is about to jump from tall building, but colleague asks him to help with crossword queue first: 'Hang on, before you go ... seven letters ...'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Broad Minded

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Bath Tiles.

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Quick Crossword.

"Sod U OK!?"

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

Erno Rubik at home.

Sudoku. Oh, no!

Phil Silvers: Spot the Difference