Crossword Fan Gifts

Men filling in crosswords on ladies dresses.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Airport

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'You seem very confident this morning.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Bookshelves arranged like a crossword puzzle.

"How come people die in alphabetical order...?"