Crossword Lovers Gifts

Solution to Saturday's Puzzle

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

Coffee Time Crossword

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"We think your one down - thats what's giving you a headache"

"How come people die in alphabetical order...?"

'Can you get me that productivity report?' 'Sure, let me finish this crossword first.'

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

Bath Tiles.

Quick Crossword.

Ernie, what's a seven-letter phrase for "sadistic behavior"? Beats me.